哎呀，媳妇。
全剧以主人公宝生的一生为叙事线索，讲述了他从童年到老年二十个相互关联又相互独立的故事，二十个故事几乎涉猎了本世纪中发生的所有重大历史事件，从世纪初叶的南方小镇到四十年代的京城，从繁华一梦的旧上海到改革开放的深圳，辐射面极广地展示出不同时代所带给普通百姓的喜怒哀乐，从家庭的角度深刻地折射出时代的发展与变迁，而每一个故事又都娓娓道来，细致入微地刻划出一个个富有时代色彩、个性鲜明的艺术形象，从而形成一幅二十世纪中国人文景观的“清明上河图”。
曾经号称“柔道小金刚”的司徒宝（古天乐饰），曾是一名高手，如今放弃了柔道，已沦落成债务缠身、嗜赌酗酒的堕落混混。
某街区，五位背景各异的老太太，悠然过着各自的晚年生活。梅姨开着一家咖啡馆，儿子的去世成了她内心挥之不去的痛。而服务员小雪的出现，彻底打乱了她的生活。宋老师日日来去奔波，将自己的生活安排得满满当当，却不时给女儿带来麻烦。刘大夫初来乍到，试图对儿子的生活进行改变，令儿子苦不堪言。红姐是当地土著，虽衣食无忧，但儿女的婚事却成了她心头最大的难题。艾琳是街区里的“女神”，但内心的孤独只有她自己最清楚。五位老太太因一场“健康讲座”走到一起，在与骗子们激烈的斗智斗勇后，成为了“老闺蜜”。为了互助和助他，五位老人决定抱团养老，开起一家“老年人的乌托邦”。虽由此经历种种挫折，但最终，却用达观的姿态去笑着面对世界，并携手一起前往心中的圣地泸沽湖。
Zhou Yumin
你们倒好，才看见人家一个背影，就嚷得跟什么似的。
从水乡小镇来到省城发展的（朱媛媛 饰）和石向南（辛柏青 饰）是一对小冤家夫妻。妻子西凤为使丈夫向南出人头地，夫贵妻荣，煞费苦心设计了一系列改造向南的计划。
主人公柏木和华作为图书馆的管理员，被自己最喜欢的书包围着，并且过着充实的每一天。某天在高中时突然亲吻和华的神奈忍出现在面前，那个接吻是什么意思，到现在还没有答案的和华不知为何和忍开始同居……
于邪魔外道而言，他们是令人欲除之而后快的眼中钉肉中刺
】杨长帆不但称臣，还表明是为了皇上下南洋的，理由也很充分，我们曾经的属国被夷人搞了，臣去救他们。
这是一个有关爱和救赎的故事，这是一个感人肺腑、催人泪下的故事，这是一个处处闪现着圣洁的爱的光辉的故事，这是一个值得你细细去听、慢慢去品的故事。
本集OVA讲述的是青峰与黑子的初遇。同时也包括黑子的篮球才能被“奇迹世代”的成员们所发现，以及青峰被挖到桐皇的始末。
咱们这样人家，弄个娇生惯养的郡主来，她自个委屈不说，咱们也过不自在。
《龙门镖局》以一起劫镖事件开始，镖局少奶奶盛秋月濒临破产，爱占便宜的平安票号少东家陆三金收购镖局之后，才发现这是个烂摊子，想撤退时已经骑虎难下。随后，不会武功的镖师白敬祺、一心嫁入豪门的名医邱璎珞、武功盖世的官二代吕青橙、爱财如命的厨子蔡八斗、前女友遍天下的老镖头恭叔加入战团，冲突不断。
"This' knowledge 'is out of ammunition, Before, we used ordinary bullets to hit these big wasps. So the killing efficiency is not high, After hitting them with '74 jets', We found that they were very afraid of fire. So he took out all the tracer armour-piercing bombs that were pressed at the bottom of the box. These bullets have three more functions than ordinary bullets: luminous, armor piercing and burning. This kind of bullet is mainly to use the tracer function to provide target indication for friendly fire. It works best at night, Then there is the use of this kind of ammunition to collect fire and shoot at the ammunition and fuel accumulation areas of the Vietnamese army. Because they can wear armour, So it can break through some relatively hard shells, Like car doors, Oil drum skins and so on, Then blow off inflammable and explosive substances such as ammunition and gasoline, In order to destroy the enemy's military materials, Because the above assumption was that the Vietnamese army might fight with our army in positional warfare, It is the kind of positional warfare in which the two sides fight each other. That's why so many of these munitions are being distributed, But this is not the case, The Vietnamese army did not have the patience to build positions to fight our army. But directly launched the attack, The envisioned positional warfare turned into defensive warfare, That's it, In the battle before position 149, there was basically no place where the three functions I mentioned above could be used. In this way, those traced armour-piercing firebombs are basically useless. In order not to let them get in the way, they were piled up at the bottom of all the ammunition. At that time, they were taken out at the right time. We used the battle gap to replace all the ordinary bullets with traced armour-piercing firebombs to hit the second batch of big wasps. The effect was not good.
女人会撒娇，就能为自己和家人带来福气，不只一生好命，身边的鸡犬也跟著升天。相反的，女人嘴巴太臭太刻薄，下场不是家破人亡，就是孤苦病夭。如果人生是咖啡，撒娇就像糖，糖太少了太苦，太多了又令人反胃。世间的高EQ高智慧女人，都懂得撒娇要撒得恰到好处，也懂得自己的命运，其实都掌握在自己脑袋和嘴巴里。爱碎碎念咄咄逼人的女人们，赶快醒醒吧！当下放掉骂死人的机关枪和电锯，就能立地成「撒娇好命女」，一生贵人无数，人见人爱好运到。
你是骗我跟你爹呢？大苞谷忙道：我也不是骗你们。
