全片就像是一个喜剧大杂烩，让您捧腹大笑，跌破眼镜。
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尉缭哈哈笑道：将军客气了，老夫已经老迈无力，这征战之事还要你们来主持才行。
这是新的一年的第一天，也就是《笑傲江湖之东方不败》上映的日子。
板本（香取慎吾饰）是个率性懒散，不认真工作的上班族，某日，他不由自主地开始使用江户时代的武士用语，行为也“武士化”，整个人都变了。
你说你叫红椒，她回答说她不累，也不饿。
该剧主要描写了走私和反走私之间的正邪较量。讲述海关女关长杜欣平发现了海关内部查验官涉嫌放私的行为，她决心以此为契机彻底揭露走私犯罪活动。但就在大功即将告成之时，由于内部腐败分子的告密，未能成功，使得幕后走私分子逍遥法外。 杜欣平坚定了与走私分子斗争到底的决心。后来她的儿子罗亮继续同犯罪分子斗争。
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《No Good Nick》讲述了十三岁的妮可（妮可儿的昵称）的故事，她是一个深谙街头规矩的行骗高手，城府很深，并且有着自己的秘密计划。
同村和凌丰青梅竹马的大舌头阿兰（佘诗曼 饰）也来到香港谋生，得到凌丰关照在夜总会做清洁工。凌丰和金燕打赌如果她能培养出一个歌唱比赛冠军就斟茶认错，如果不能金燕则要退休。阿兰天生具有十分好的唱歌潜质，可惜她是大舌头，咬字不清。凌丰用计骗了金燕收阿兰做徒弟，等着下一届唱歌比赛时看她出丑。凌丰、金燕这对母子冤家能否最终相认？
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刘德华在片中饰演一名孤儿，童年时他的父母被结拜兄弟杀死。二十年后，刘成为泰国的空军飞行员希望为父母报仇，但却跟仇人的情妇关之琳发生了关系，因而被对方追杀。他逃到美国去向中央情报局求救。巧合的是他又救了仇人的女儿吴倩莲，并且跟她产生了真感情。在此情况下，刘藉机破坏仇家的生意，用经济手法来进行大报复。
《波拉特》讲述一个在美国生活的哈萨克斯坦主持人的搞笑经历。波拉特是哈萨克斯坦电视台的著名主持人，为了考察西方国家的媒体发展水平，他来到了美国。在美国这个高度现代化国家，波拉特是个迷醉在美人乳沟里找不着北的乡巴佬，他在海滩上和星光大道上闹了一屁股笑话，并且还忘记了家乡父老正眼巴巴地盼着他学成归来，报效祖国。电影主角萨莎·拜伦·科恩是美国国内相当受欢迎的脱口秀主持人，他以口无遮拦、讽刺幽默而著称，这部影片也充满了他特有的搞笑风格。
Fan Ren, who met the policeman in Sanwarm, ran away again. Qinglan was urged by the credit card company to repay the money. Koko was not satisfied with Yishang's marriage partner Yu Ying, so he came to Yishang to reconsider his marriage. Patrol officers found Fan Ren's license plate number. He came to Fan Ren's house to ring the doorbell, but did not answer. He happened to meet Fu Ying. Yu Ying came to Yishang's home in Korean clothes, but Koko showed an impatient expression. Yu Ying found Fu Ying, who was preparing a packed lunch for Matan. She hurriedly said it was for a friend who rented a house. Yu Ying was surprised. Yi Shang and Yu Ying finally took their parents to the hotel to meet.
14岁的池内亚也（泽尻惠理香 饰）生活在一个平凡的6口之家，成绩优异的她是家中弟妹的榜样。升上高中后她的身体似乎出现了些毛病，她开始失去平衡力甚至常常摔倒在地。妈妈带她到医院检查，才发现她患上了一个名叫脊髓小脑变性症的不治之症。她的生活就此发现了惊天动地的变化。她必须退出学校的篮球队，因为她的手脚开始不能协调活动，写字也会出现障碍，最后连也失去言语的能力。她放弃了很多东西，放弃了自己的爱情，放弃了自己的兴趣，却换来了部分人的歧视与不解，她不明白为何病魔一样要选择她，可是她在家人的理解与鼓励，知己麻生遥斗（锦户亮 饰）的支持下，对生活仍然充满了希望。
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"There are close combat, But that was later, At the beginning, They rush up, Let's fight, Because the speed is too fast, Most of them can't be hit, Only a few machine guns were shot down by strafing. It is too difficult to hit an automatic rifle with a single shot, Fully automatic shooting and uncontrollable, Fortunately, in the end the mines blew them up. I don't even know what they are, However, no one can see that landmines play an important role. In order to be able to withstand the possibility of a similar attack, The company commander sent four comrades to re-mine, We provide cover up there, As a result, they had just finished their cloth and were ready to come back. That is, the time of the front and rear feet, Another batch rushed up below, This time the number is much higher than last time. I took a look at it, It is estimated that there are at least 30, When the reaction comes back, They rushed up to the four comrades, The two sides mingled, Dare not throw grenades, Afraid of bombing one of his own, Shooting is also restricted, Still afraid of accidental injury, With such a delay, three of the four comrades were tackled by those things, and the remaining one was quick in legs and feet. I remember he first shot with his backhand and knocked out the one closest to him, and then he wanted to save people. Besides the company commander, there was also a platoon officer on our side. The platoon officer shouted to death with a broken gong voice, shouting only two words, "come back!" , probably out of instinct plus the role of command, he hesitated for a moment and turned to run back, and he ran back, is to pick up a life, but the other three comrades, born by those things to tear, some bit off the throat, some was torn off the arm
在很多人心目中，张三丰必然是仙风道骨、仪态非凡。
本片荣获2005年DVD Exclusive最佳摄影奖。
